Before My Journey Begin!

Duhh...now im waiting..wakakka...my bro will pick up me and my mother here at kampong....today i will go to kk to stay for a night at my sis's house....bye2 TAMBUNAN..wakkaka..im gonna miss the weather here!.....2morrow we(me, ma sis n mother)  will be departed from KKIA to tawau airport!....according to my flight...we will arrive there at 8.20 a.m......wakakka....so i will be the first one to be at tawau among ma other friend...xD xD xD...EXCITED?...i'am!....Nevertheless.....kinda hard to go....its hard to leave our "HOME".....and everyone of us do!....but nvm....all i have to think is about ma future...well..i guess....that's it!....wakkaka....maybe i wont update my blog for awhile....wakkaka.....well i guess...my time to enter adulthood has arrived!...tis is da time!...kemon kemon!!!!.....

Story About Ongkor!

Ongkor has just bought a brand new desktop computer. In the course of a few days he has experimented with the hardware and software aspects of the his new PC. On occasions, he has to contact tech support for help.

Ongkor: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Ongkor: Yeah….

Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?

Ongkor: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen…..

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
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Ongkor: “Itu mouse yang saya bili di kadai kamu tidak ngam, dia punya lubang tidak ngam”

Tech Support: “Ko tinguk sana siring-siring ada lubang USB tu, mimang buli masuk tu”

Ongkor: “Saya sudah cuba, kasi tabalik, kasi guling-guling pun tida buli”

Tech support: “Apa komputer kamu pakai?”

Ongkor: “Emm…komputer warna putih!”

Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
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Ongkor: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every timeI move the mouse, it disappears.

Tech supports: Of course la it will dissapear!!!!

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Tech support: “Tuan, boleh saya bantu?” (How may I help you?)
Ongkor: “Err…begini bah, saya sedang menaip emel pertama ni….” (I’m writing my first e-mail)

Tech support: “OK, apa masalah dia?” (OK, and what seems to be the problem?)
Ongkor: “Emm, saya sudah taip “a” dalam alamat emel dia, tapi macamana mausimpan itu bulatan?” (Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?)

Tach support: Ngai tiaw ko Ongkor!! (Damn you Ongkor!)

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Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, ada surat saya ka?” (Sir, can you check if I have mail?)

Postman: “Tiada surat ko Ongkor” (Sorry, but there is none)

A few hours later, Ongkor comes back to the post office.

Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, ada surat saya ka?” (Sir, can you check if I have mail?)

Postman: “Tiada Ongkor, saya sudah tinguk tadi, satu kali saja ada surat sampai dalam satu hari” (Sorry Ongkor, but there is none..mail only comes once a day)

A few hours passed…

Ongkor: “Tuan posmen, cuba cek kalau ada surat saya ka?” (Can you recheck if I have mail?”)

Postman: “Ongkor!! Sudah saya bilang tiada…kanapa ko balik-balik datang sini tanya?” (I told earlier, there is no mail for you, why do you keeps on going here?”)

Ongkor: Sebab kan, itu komputer saya bilang..”YOU GOT MAIL” (My computer keeps telling me that I’ve got mail”.)

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Tech Support: Hello, How can I help you?

Ongkor: Yes, my computer seems to ….

Tech Support: ……. (hung up)

Ongkor: HELLO? HELLO?

Credit to source gunsirit.com...click here for more jokes!.....

Medical Checkup~

Yo genk~...wassup!...kohh...wakakak xD xD xD..ne mw share ckt lr psl MC kmi ne...sbb len2 ckt dr friend kmi yg len... xD xD xD....pada 1 Jun yg lalu...kohhh....skema nerr....sy, c Bando, C Buyo sma c Assel p wat mc sna d HOSPITAL TAMBUNAN!....mula2 ingat ada mw bayar tuh...coz tgk sharing2 dr kwn2 yg len.....mw bayar.....duhh....smpi ratus jg ne....tp pa leh wat....tersedia nee daa duit....so...kmi p lr ambi numbur, isi2 borang and kna suru tunggu lr~...so...kmi tggu2....sy jg lr paling 1st kna panggil!...pro gea bei!...wakkaka xD xD...tiawaaa..men2 shea!....tym tuh....kmi kna check mata....tinggi..and berat shea....pas tuh kna bg botol!..wakakka..xD xD xD....ne censored pnya story~....wakakak.. xD xD xD...besa...urine test kn~ debilang tuh JuruTech Lab, ari Jumaat datang jm 2 ambi result!..kohhh..pikirkn 2 MGGU baru kuar result....rupanya...2 hari nerr..wakakka...kira ok la bh 2!...pas tuh...kmi kna suru lae p wat Xray!....sy jg lr paling 1st...pro gea bei...wakakka xD xD xD..tym kna xray tuh...adada...bagagar!...sbb tw ner bei gea yg cell2 akan mati kna tuh RAY dea...sblm kna xray tuh...kna suru buka baju....pas tuh wat lae pose yg gila2...wakakka xD xD xD....klu bilang itik...maacammm...klu katak?...hmmm....nti kmu rsa lr tuh nti klu p wat MC..wakakak xD xD xD....pas tuh....sy kuar sja dr bilik Xray..pura2 lr sy wat2 sakit2...kohhh...ter-PSIKO jg lr durg....wakakak....pas tuh kmi p lr pekan!....yg mengherankn....TEDA NE YG KMI PERLU BAYAR....FREE SHEA!.....dlm utak (hmmm...mgkn yg kedua kli bru ne ada mw bayar)...so kmi jln2 lae d pekan....huheeee....siuk jg lr...mcm inda mw pulang pla...wakkak xD xD xD.....so..today...hari jumaat lr...p lae d pkn....memandangkn kmi pnya urine test jm 2 bru buli ambi...sooo...kmi ambi kesempatan dlu lr p pkn pas tuh p kc sah sijil2.....mula2...sy, c bando ngan pren dea c Jerry shea....kmi jln sama2 lr p kc sah sijil2...thokkk....tebal bukan alang2!!.....menangis tuh pegawai mw sign!..wakakka... xD xD xD...setelah etu~..kmi jln lae p sna pekan..mw p makan....kira mw p sna tpt @#%^*|....tp tiapa lr....BANDO...nti2 lr tuh...d TAWAU lr...wakakk xD xD xD.....kmi p lunch d sna Bonda....wakka...pas tuh c Chenie semes sy niee..da bilang mw tgk borang2 kmi..sbb dea pn pusing jg ne mw isi...same goes to me actually...sori arh Chenie klu sy inda tetulung kw...wakakak xD xD xD....so kmi kumpul2 lr d restoran...c Chenie sma Buyo pn dtg!....bincang2...wat lawak yg budu2!...pas tuh...c Chenie antar kmi p sipital!..wakaka...xD xD xD....Chenie....klu len kali nga...kmi mw menambang sda mah ne!!...wakakka xD xD xD.....besa gent~~....smpi d sipital~...p ambi result urine test...kohh....berdebar2 pe mw tgk positive dadah and so what ever atau tida~....tp..syukur....smuanya bek2 shea.....besa...gudboi...wakakka xD xD xD.....pas tuh p jmpa lr doc....ne pn ada censored story!....wakakka... xD xD xD....tus ingat ada mw bayar...koh.....overall!....FOC!....heeee....so....doc bg balik tuh borang2...pas tuh....Siap sda urusan psl MC ne.....huheeee.....sy suka oe Hsptl TBN...free shea ne...tq byk2!....